I’ve been waiting for news on this for a long time. R.Kelly was acquitted today of literally spreading his love to minors. All together the charges would of cost him 15 years in the joint, where he would of undoubtedly received the love of inmates all the damn time. Luckily the man in the video was missing the mole on Kells’ back and wasn’t actually him. Mama Kells can attest to that. Some skanky trick said she did the bad thing with the Pied Piper of R&B and the alleged victim, but she be lying.
“Not Guilty! “
The alleged victim is now 23 and plenty old enough to smoke some “Sex Weed” and “Bump ‘N’ Grind”, so I’m hoping you tag that legit style, Kells. By the way, in case you didn’t know motherfucker illegally married Aaliyah (we miss you) when she was 15!!! Trippin’.
Anyway, here’s a nice recent one featuring that weird strange robot who goes by the name “T-Pain” and some other “Raptor” (rapper/actor). That’s my term btw. I’m submitting the copyright next week. Sorry this isn’t the actual video they don’t let you embed it. Haters!
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