Isn’t it funny when people get all excited about things that aren’t actually happening? Y’know, like Jesus coming back. Speaking of Jesus, his foreskin makes an appearance in Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke, soon to be Clark Gregg’s Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke, soon to be my second favorite Palahniuk adaptation of my least favorite Palahniuk novel.
Red band trailer here.
Anyone who was born between 1980 and 1987, had cable growing up, and is currently stoned should be aware that iTunes just released a bunch of “classic” Nicktoons, including (but not limited to) Doug, Ahh! Real Monsters, Rugrats, and Rocko’s Modern Life. You’ll also find equally rad live action counterparts Clarissa Explains It All and Hey Dude online. It’s like six new ways to say “I’m 23, and I’m sad.”
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Now playing at Bethesda Row and E Street.
“I was cool. I was comfortable with it. I was definitely comfortable with it. It is what it is – normal stuff that happens. It’s crazy ’cause for me, it was normal. It was normal, but I know when I look back at it, when I see it, I’m gonna be like, ‘Damn! Look at this. This is crazy!’ I stun myself sometimes, I can’t even front.”
Me too, Bow. Meee tooo.
(via IMDB)
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Sure, I LedOL at the promo for Dinosaur Fight Club (debuts tonight, 9/8C) during Shark Week the other night, but:
1) I was watching Shark Week at the time; does that give me the right?
2) It’s on The History Channel– legit.
3) The NY Times apparently liked it.
4) Ross would watch it.
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Amidst speculation that it may be upgraded from standalone prequel to backdoor pilot comes the trailer for SciFi’s Caprica. Yeah!!
Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello reports that #6 and #20 will be hanging up their jerseys in Friday Night Lights‘ direct-to-DirectTV/indirect-to-NBC third season, which begs a few questions–namely: Will Jason Street walk again before he walks off? Will Smash ever explain what happened to his crazy ass gf? Does anyone really give a shit as long as Riggins is still around?
