“California” (Track 23): “It’s the theme from The O.C., only the best show EVER!”
$24.75…Seriously?
-The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget this Sunday, August 17 at 10 p.m.
Issac Hayes died. He was 65. I’m sick of writing about this sort of thing and I think we all know what he contributed to the world etc. So you should probably just check out this New York Times article on it.
Bernie Mac died today at the age of 50 due to complications from pneumonia. This comes as a shock to me, as I always had compared Bernie Mac to that of a strong Ox of a “King of Comedy”. Bernie came a long way from “Moesha” and his own “Bernie Mac Show” all the way to “Bad Santa” and the “Ocean’s Eleven” series. He was always funny and never a sell out. If I could somehow get the voice in my head to sound like his, I would.
Mothafuckas:

Everyone stop what you’re doing now and immediately read Wizards star Gilbert Arenas’ blog. It is amazing. Even the Washington Post can’t get enough of Arenas’ frank, to the point writing about his new shark tank:
“…Then I’ll have my personal shark tank that’s going to be in my basement. My basement used to be my weight room but I’m converting it to a shark tank. I cut a whole wall out down there and replaced it with a 10,000 gallon shark tank. That’s going to be my aggressive tank, only filled with bullhead sharks. If anybody knows what a bullhead shark is, it’s the No. 1 killing shark in America. It can go in salt water and it can go in fresh water. I’m going to have a salt water tank so I can have my eels and my stingrays too.”
Click for more about Arenas’ fascination with sharks… (more…)

“I was cool. I was comfortable with it. I was definitely comfortable with it. It is what it is – normal stuff that happens. It’s crazy ’cause for me, it was normal. It was normal, but I know when I look back at it, when I see it, I’m gonna be like, ‘Damn! Look at this. This is crazy!’ I stun myself sometimes, I can’t even front.”
Me too, Bow. Meee tooo.
(via IMDB)

The one girl nobody knows takes the title of her new film a little too literally at The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere in New York. At least Rory looks cute.
When you’re as questionable a celebrity as Kid Rock is, sometimes you have to prove it to the public that u keeps it real. This can sometime mean beating the shit out of some dude in a Waffle House-esque establishment. Here is the lame security cam footage of Kid Rock damn near jumping out his white track suit to smash a fool with his crew.
Filed under: Celebs

Sadly, everyone’s favorite Ma passed away today at the age of 84.
Filed under: Celebs

Well, someone had a change of heart…or something. While Mrs. Broderick may have been the Unsexiest of 2007, she’s now the “unexpected crush” of August 08. I can’t help but wonder if this has anything to do with her recent mole removal….

If you love gossip, edgy comedy, or sexy girls with filthy mouths, then you will be pleased as punch to know that Sarah Silverman has finally come to her senses and split with Jimmy Kimmel. Their publicists are acting like it was a joint decision, but let’s not be ridiculous. We all know damn well that Sarah was way outta this guy’s league, and he was lucky to hold that down for as long as he did. This juicy tidbit comes to us via YESorNo’s newest addition to our blogroll, Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa.



