No: DC Madam Suicide by mnjones
May 1, 2008, 5:51 pm
Filed under: Politics

The DC Madam hanged herself today in Florida. She had been found guilty of multiple crimes on April 15 and could have been sentenced up to 55 years in prison on July 24. Sources believe she was terrified of serving time, and committed suicide to avoid the possible sentence. She was found in the storage shed of her 76-year-old mother’s home. In conclusion, prostitution should be legalized.


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Don’t you hate when semi-humorous news stories get really serious and sad?

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