This Just In… by quanderlust
June 10, 2008, 10:03 pm
Filed under: Misc.

Visited by the latest vision of heaven: a man clinging to a cable suspended within the world’s largest and longest elevator shaft. Or, imagine dangling from a rope fixed to the ceiling of a massive abandoned planetarium; no panic or alarm, but only wondering, “perhaps this is only the garage or foyer of paradise.” The plumbing in heaven must be like a vast network of industrial air ducts, a psychological death star whose shell resembles a vacant southern factory building; hushed and hallowed, overgrown with rust and ivy. I am a humble man – I would be content to dwell in the laundry room of heaven, or to merely crouch in the alley with a 30 pack of Stroh’s.


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